Archive of Farmville Rant Radio

Locke Michaels of The Dirt Farmer joined Zip Allen, CB Snow, and we welcomed back the main dude- DJ Slim! Hawaii hit by Zynga monsoon; Fleas in the Market?; Do we really want a Leaderboard?; and all Kindsa Kewl Krap. If you missed it live- ease your conscience and DOWNLOAD the Podcast of the Farmville (Dirt) Rant

58:56 minutes (26.98 MB)

Zippy took the controls again while DJ Slim recovers but he had awesome co-pilots tonight in CB Snow and Dirt Farmer Locke Michaels! Goddess Amy ranted about the posting on Timeline problem. We also got into Countdown improvements (you’re welcome); Perfect Pet isn’t- but its still fun; Cheat Checkers are useless toads; and Watch your Coconuts!! Listen to learn why!! Love yourself tomorrow- download today.

58:57 minutes (26.99 MB)

Dirt Farmer Locke Michaels joined Zip, CB, and Goddess Amy while DJ Slim suffered in agony.. but he called in anyway! The new Flea Market was big news, plus new Orchards, Quests, and Mother's Day Prizes! Is the Social Impact still there? And a few thoughts on the 1st anniversary of the death of the hacker sheep. If you missed it LIVE.. Dont MISS OUT-catch the Podcast!

58:57 minutes (26.99 MB)

FarmvilleRant and inquiring players want to know: Auto-Publishing, forced friend notices and emails now a REQUIREMENT just to play? We can help if u said YES already... Plus SAVE OUR PINCUS! Zynga CEO spending 4k/day on security! Spring at FV causing allergic reactions?? And when is the neighbor page gonna get fixed?? If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast!

58:54 minutes (26.97 MB)

Chat comes to farming: Fun or harassment? !; Farmville continues west... to Japan?; Can Zynga get rid of Timeline for us?; Why cant we all get FC discounts? We push the buttons... lets see which ones work this week!! If you missed the LIVE show catch the podcast.

58:56 minutes (26.98 MB)

FarmvilleRant took to the airway to bring the smut to light! You have to listen... we cant repost the naughty stuff Zynga has come up with. Goddess Amy had some game browser ideas, and Dirt Farmer Locke joined Slim, Zip, and CB to bring you tips on the game and discuss the weirdly named "items". Download and ENJOY

58:55 minutes (26.97 MB)

HEADLINE: OOS Hits FarmvilleRant Radio!! World to end tomorrow... women and children suffer most! OK the main player screwed up.. so start the podcast at 15 minutes and we gave ya 3/4 of a show that was pretty informative, fun, and full of Rants! Enjoy!

58:55 minutes (26.98 MB)

FarmvilleRant broke some news, unlike Zynga that just breaks into your farms and takes stuff you paid for! Scratch and Sniff (cuz ur crying) While Your $$ Leaves was introduced today as the new game. Darts came to some and Froze in mid-flight, but for most, they crashed and burned (like Zip) without one. Callers mad at CS and spoke for us all! Download, enjoy again, and save to pass on to your children!

58:55 minutes (26.98 MB)

FarmvilleRant took to Hawaii... Well only for those with $$ to spend! And where is the free release (NO, we mean the free Hawaiian farm)? And are the stables staying or going? And does custy serve have a clue? Do we really need to ask that... I think not. Download and enjoy.

58:54 minutes (26.96 MB)

FarmvilleDOTcom sleeps with the fishes... maybe the ones around HAWAII... Its Here! Getcher coconuts ready... Seriously! More Bunnies, Winter Wonderland Thaws (finally), Quests going to the dogs (how appropriate!), and Rainbows! Have a full life.. Download Here!

58:56 minutes (26.98 MB)

The Rumors were explored, the new stuff announced (Bunny Hutch, Mallet Quest, Hawaii Farm), What the heck is a Bosnia Tree? and why is Zynga stealing your horses? If you missed it, we will forgive you if you download the PODCAST! If you dont, we will tell Hilda...

58:55 minutes (26.97 MB)

FarmvilleRant and Dippalicious took to the Cyber Cow Barn to bring you the news, the problems, the solutions, and the Farmville Kardasian (formerly known as the money bush). Is Hawaii Farm around the corner or 6 more Quests of Winter??? If you missed it, YES you should feel guilty.. but here is the Podcast to get you through until next week!

58:54 minutes (26.97 MB)

FarmvilleRant took to the air with CB Snow as an official Zynga stockholder. Im sure they will really listen and get stuff fixed now! Or not... But the Quest links have been killed off, Slim explains. The Farm Bounty Pack needed a quicker picker-upper cuz it was a mess.. and a new listener called in on his first show.. Ballsy! lol ENJOY!

58:56 minutes (26.98 MB)

FarmvilleRant Radio Show, your best friend in Farmville had a ton of new info: Sds, $ Trees, WW Quests, Save your $ on Storage License and CUSTOMER SERVICE SCORE: Slim $75, Zip....... (crickets). HI L.J. and AMY is OLDER Thursday!

58:56 minutes (26.98 MB)

The most listened to Live Hour on the Internet...(See Zynga? We do something better than you.. nah nah) FARMVILLERANT RADIO kicked the truth into the light. Double WHOSE Money Trees? Are you kidding us with that New Feature survey? FIX IT. MAKE IT FUN. GIVE ZIP A DAMN DART ALREADY! Enjoy the podcast!!

59:01 minutes (27.02 MB)

FarmvilleRant was in full voice tonight... Ranting at Facebook! You are screwing up our games (and they have enough problems). At least we know the Big Z listens as our gal got her 180 FC back 15 minutes after we raised hell in our Custy Serve segment... Hear us ROAR! Download today!

59:00 minutes (27.01 MB)

FarmvilleRant is number 1!! DJ Slim, Zip Allen, and CB Snow celebrated by delivering a great show! The Quest to complete the dang Quests continues, the ZippaTorial was aimed right at Zynga HQ, and CB gave us all snot bubbles!

58:51 minutes (26.95 MB)

FarmvilleRant BLASTED into 2012 tonight! DJ Slim, Zip, CB, and AMY were geared up and delivered a great show. Dippy was back and layed into everything! Is the Magic Snowman anatomically correct? Will the rich Zyngians improve the game anymore? Will it finally be renamed Questville? Download and find out!

58:53 minutes (26.96 MB)

FarmvilleRant returned from Holiday Cheer and re-entered the world of Zynga's Questville. Slim got banned from fb right b4 the show and was a bit peeved. CB was unwithering and looking younger and younger and Zippy has just about had it with cyber pieces of crap! Still, FUN was had by all!

58:51 minutes (26.94 MB)

The FarmvilleRant Radio Show has changed their name to The QuestvilleRant Radio Show. Quests, quests and more quests. Zip was still enjoying sunny Florida while CB and Slim freeze. Callers were pissed about all the posting issues and dammit why are people's farms rolling back??? Drop by and listen to the show.

58:53 minutes (26.96 MB)

Zip Allen was live on location in sunny Tampa, Florida for the first ever FarmvilleRant Radio Meet and Greet while poor Slim and CB battled the artic cold of the north. The Winter Wonderland and quests were hot on the topics along with talk of a 5th farm. Can Puincus really double the paying players after IPO? Who the hell brought Zip a helicopter? Tune in for the rant.

59:01 minutes (27.02 MB)

FarmvilleRant was in Winter Wonderland tonight... We have a new farm and we are all wondering if it will work! Hilda is back and Zip is screwed again. DJ Slim has all the Quests info ready for ya, and CB is a great Grampy but a cheapo who just started WW today! Zip is going to Tampa to do the first FVRant remote and party next week... in case you missed him talking about it 14x.....

58:40 minutes (26.86 MB)

Winter Wonderland was alive in the Cyber Cow Barn tonight on FarmvilleRant! DJ Slim and Zippy were shoveling what Zynga was putting down but CB "Snow" refused to go... at least while it costs. Zip got a dart this week too, so something has definitely frozen over! Download and enjoy!

58:38 minutes (26.84 MB)

FarmvilleRant was LIVE from the Cyber Cow Barn with the Thanksgiving Edition! Dippalicious was on with her Official Rantcast that let you know all you need to about the Quests! The guys have improved the Quest posts too, DJ Slim explains. The first FVRant editorial to Zynga is on the website and we made sure they HEARD us all! And CB was funny even though he was watching the Patriots on TV! What a talent!

58:37 minutes (26.84 MB)

FarmvilleRant LIVE from the Cyber Cow Barn with Quest info (AGAIN!! Hoy sheeet Zynga!) A new way to listen to the show on ur phone (stitcher.com) and a recorded call to Hilda at customer service (Peggy's sister?) They stole Slim's Bon Fire idea and Zip still gets NOTHING! TY Judy W for the great poem. Download the podcast and HAVE FUN!!

58:41 minutes (26.87 MB)

DJ Slim, Dart Evader (aka Zip), and CB Snow were LIVE from the Cyber Cow Barn. With the crickets. The Evil Fairy Quest problems were explained, the Customer Service Update was Busy, and there is still no DART for YOU! (well only if u are Zip! hehehe)

58:40 minutes (26.86 MB)

Happy Hallo-Lloyd from FarmvilleRant's Cyber Cow Barn. Dippalicious did her Official Rant Cast and Dirt Farmer Locke Michaels was our special guest. We had a blast, so will you!

58:42 minutes (26.88 MB)

The Cyber Cow Barn was ROCKING!! DJSlim and Amy were "poking the bear" cuz poor Zip had to read 100s of posts about what everyone got with their free dart.. that he didnt get! CB was just flat out funny and Zip and caller TerryLee reviewed the major boner the paddocks have become. Download. Save. Pass on to your children! Its Golden Rant!!

58:45 minutes (26.89 MB)

FarmvilleRant Radio talked farmers all over the world down off the ledge tonight! Relax, play and HAVE FUN! But Slim, Zip, and CB still blasted all the current problems and shortsighted ideas! Dame Edna called in and let 'em have it too! The shout box was rockin' and we had fun with FV for at least THIS HOUR!!

58:55 minutes (26.97 MB)

FarmvilleRant Radio LIVE from the Cyber Cow Barn! Dippalicious did her Official RantCast, All the Fall and Halloween stuff, Quests, Quirks, New and Screwed was discussed. Custy Serve successes for once for Zip and as usual for Slimbo. CB loves LJ but not Zynga, who knew? Callers were good and the advice already yielded hundreds of FC from CS in minutes after the show!! We ROCK!!

58:56 minutes (26.98 MB)