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Puffy's fault popular, but she is GONE from Idol!; 7yr old tells parents off about computer use; Teachers fail/kidz dumber- no problem!!; A Bird? A Plane? NO! A UFO!; IDOL Results NOW- We save you and hour of your life.. Plus More Kewl Krap! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast!!
How much is your pet worth to you?; Thats NOT and original hiding place!; Parents mad cuz kidz are dumber?; Kids getting drunk on what? (proving point just made); Text Walking is a CRIME; Air Traffic Controllers out of Control! Plus Idol Final 3 and More Kewl Krap!
On Today's Show-Never Get Drunk Pill-WHY?; Iranians put out death warrent on rapper; Kissinger's TSA Full Monty; Hot Dog Vendor wants Wieners; Best Obit Ever!; Man attacks Horse- again, WHY?;Plus More Kewl Krap!On Today's Show-BREAKING NEWS PLUS-Never Get Drunk Pill-WHY?; Iranians put out death warrent on rapper; Kissinger's TSA Full Monty; Hot Dog Vendor wants Wieners; Best Obit Ever!; Man attacks Horse- again, WHY?;Plus More Kewl Krap! If you missed it LIVE, Get it HERE!
On Today’s Show: Mr Clean-a sex symbol??; 13yr old inventer!; How ‘ladies” can keep cool this summer; A Happy Funeral?- Wait until u hear this one!!; Britain has no (more) talent I guess; Stupid People-Slightly Criminal!; Google Bond to save America! Plus more Kewl Krap!
On Today’s Show: Cupcake Capitulation!; A bathroom at McD’s? EWWWW!; Its not criminal, but its Stupid!; Saturday Night Wiener!; Penis to cost buisness billions; Are You Mom Enough for Mother’s Day?? Plus Idol Stuff and more Kewl Krap! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast
Govt wrecks school fundraisers.. but its best for us!; Bet if Harvard will investigate fake Indian Prof; Pet Lynx hates vacuum noise.. Wait-PET LYNX?!!; Mex Presidential Debate a bit too revealing; Oh those wacky terror trials; Plus more Kewl Krap! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast!!!
Haughty French to wreck world?;
The Senior Citizen Pin-up fella, Cb Snow joins The Big Zipper LIVE! Sen Paul goes after Thousands Standing Around!; World’s Dumbest Flasher; Snobby DC reporter tweets snark from Starbucks; Cinco de Mayo- The Myth, The Beer, The Hot Chicas!!; IDOL Recap and More Kewl Krap!
Willam Belli was our special guest today! Now everyone knows why Zip loves this guy! A writer, producer, singer, TV and movie actor, and America's favorite drag queen performer on YouTube, Willam rocked it. How he got his start, the RuPaul Drag Race controversy, and the Chow Down video (a funny protest song about Chick-Fil-A) were among the topics. Enjoy but hide the kiddies!

Robot Hookers-tell the Secret Service; Porno Science Teacher Pole-Axed!; Town of FU**ing has had enough!; Who Knocked me up? Craigslist to the Rescue!; Bust busts hacker!; IDOL update, Plus More Kewl Krap. If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast!!

Zip has an announcement! (He is HAPPY!); What do Simon and the Secret Service have in common?; While on the subject- 3 other wanker funnies!; Stupid Criminals; Idol Top 7 (again) Preview; Plus more Kewl Krap. If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast and find out who our special guest will be on Friday.

Simon to nail womanizer on live TV!; LiLo's cat fight; Obama fights to underpay females!; TV ratings.. Where did the magic go?; Idol insures $30 million more revenue!; Dont bring heroin to kindergarten unless u have enough for everyone! PLUS More Kewl Krap! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast!!!
Ms Universe to be built!; Greek Police Available... Riots dont pay well; Hope that kidney kid keeps his Iphone in front pocket; Sir Darryl will watch Idol for once!! Plus more KEWL KRAP!!If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast!!!
Ladies-We didnt know you hid that THERE!; (while on the subject) Antique Vibrator Museum to open... Guess where!; Really Stupid Criminals; Here is how bad we want an IPad (Sir Darryl listening??); Lambert a Queen (not that there is anything wrong with that!); Nosey Apps and more KEWL KRAP! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast!!!
North Korea Screws with Prez; Holder's ballot gets screwed with; Woman offers to just for a cheeseburger; DOEnergy offers $100,000 for apps already available; Greenies cause grandpa to get dug up (plus 49,999 of his "friends"); Guys do wierd stuff when drunk and naked! (who knew??) Plus MORE Kewl Krap!! If you missed the LIVE show then catch the podcast!!
Blue Ivy Conspiracy?; IPhone helps save baby; Police make "daring" rescue; TSA has more wacko's- I feel so safe!; IDOL gets Hair Cut (yea!); Bad Mommy; Illegals safe now.. and can even vote? PLUS MORE KEWL KRAP! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast!!!
Who stole my yard?; You dont wanna find mold here ladies!; Pakistani Poor- Dress Chic or DIE!; American Idol News; Coca-Cola run by leftist woosies... but Zero still the best! Plus more KEWL KRAP!! If you missed the LIVE Show be sure to catch the podcast!!!
Why is Slim so happy?... plus a rebuttal!; MegaMillions Cheapo; What would you do to keep free checks coming?; Spanish Socialist Hookers wont do Bankers!; PLUS More KEWL KRAP! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast!
Taliban Answers your questions (about Victoria Secret??); Carson Daily's Phobia; Not the way to handle nagging wife!; Mega-BILLIONS! (careful with ur ticket-we will tell u why); Class Warfare Alive and Well.. unfortunately!; Idol contestant Taken Out!; Headlines and more KEWL KRAP. If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast.
Tiger's Putting goes Big Screen!; Big Brains=More Friends!; Cow become Tree Huggers?; Bieb's Housing Crisis!; The TACOCOPTER; Idol Recap; TSA Manager has time to Pimp!... Plus MORE KEWL KRAP! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast!
How Chris Brown will ruin XFactor!; Octomom Nude..OMG!; Women can be thin easy?; Idol Prep/Power Rankings; Borat still pissing 'em off!; Zip and Obama have something in common today!... Plus MORE KEWL KRAP! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast.
Bobby B arrested but not for right thing; MaryJane making news; Apple too hi-tech for old lady; Pussy Riot in Russia; 5 things to make a woman orgasm (not Zip x5!) Plus more Kewl Krap!! If you missed the LIVE show be sure to catch the podcast